zeldathemes
That Hipster Douchebag
“This is your life, you can’t escape it when it’s hard.
Just know that it passes, even though you’ll collect scars;
Those never go away or fade, but they will make you who you are.”


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zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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Played: 368 times.

balconyscene:

hi guys i covered something and didn’t hate it

it’s been over a year since i last put something out here so please enjoy this clip of me singing a tale of outer suburbia by hands like houses!!!!!

i have a poopy mic so the sound gets a little sharp around high notes and i did everything i knew how to do to attempt to fix it but couldn’t get it to work

it’s totally a capella so ya

You actually have a beautiful voice. Bad mic or no bad mic. Too bad you didn’t have accompaniment.

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

forcing-laughter-faking-smile:

dilemmagoldman:

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

also the number of hours doing homework depends on if you have a learning disability/hard time focusing/etc.

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drarry-wincestiel27:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Well hello tumblr daddy

drarry-wincestiel27:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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Number one rule of Tumblr.

Well hello tumblr daddy

So guys, just thought I’d let you all know. I discovered a lump in my neck yesterday that has the potential to be cancerous. My dad had thyroid cancer for 6 years when I was younger and my family has a history of cancer on my dad’s side of the family. I’m really nervous and I’m going in for a doctor’s appointment next week. I just thought I’d let everyone know… Wish me luck.

Just had a possible cancer scare today… Going to the doctor’s on Tuesday. Nervous as hell….

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

airakanke:

tiffanydraws:

Read from right to left :)

This is a little manga I wrote to show how a girl’s efforts to make someone hurting smile ends up revealing a similar compassion from the very boy she was trying to comfort. It shows how a little kindness can sometimes seem pointless but it can be contagious and turn around to help the person giving it more than the one receiving it. 

SDOHUFodshuf omg this is so so so so so cute I love iiiit ahhh

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

c-stardom:

c-stardom:

c-stardom:

C-Stardom CXTDM “Manifest Destiny” Full Mixtape in HQ

follow me on instagram @cxtdm

http://instagram.com/cxtdm

if you like underground music, play this mixtape. you wont regret it.

Help me get this up to 400 notes. REBLOG and spread the word.

Alright, listen up babydolls. This is C-stardom. He’s got a sick mix out that has some real potential. And everybody knows I help my followers out. Why don’t you pass the love and give it a listen. If you love it. Reblog it and pass it around. Thanks m’dears.